Haikus for Funding

I'm taking time out from begging for money to ruin an ancient art form in an incorrect way. I wish I could write poems or paint portraits for sponsorship. If only applications could be limited to 17 syllables or less...

Enjoy and please feel free to add your own. Limitations can make you unexpectedly succinct (and abstract!).

Applying for funding
Spring is full of impurities

Give me money
Cold is the wind
Of online forms

Round like a penny
Behind the hash tag fail

Cali is all that
In summer months the sun
Speak soft into my Inbox

I am poor
Please finance education
Will paint picture. Thanks.

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