KITKAT ATTACK!!

Slightly incongruous for this blog, but necessary due to my ardent love and endless adulation of the Kitkat Chunky, check this out:

IT'S A GIANT FUCKING CHUNKY!!

I mean, quite frankly, this is amazing. It is also loaded with a grotesque 36,017 calories - that's enough to give you heart disease by just sniffing the bastard. What is probably the most incredible part of the story (that's right, there is of course a video diary to go along with this fantastic madness) is that it wasn't made for some promotional reason by Nestle, oh no, it was made by some normal woman who is just CHUNKY CRAZY. She even recreated the wrapper faithfully by hand.

Well, I suppose that's Christmas presents sorted for everyone for the next ten years:

'Segment of Chunky again this year, dear? Lovely. I never get tired of a bit of giant Chunky.
Such a clever girl.'





This was sent to me (again, incongruously) by theatre designer Alison Alexander.